guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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