When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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