so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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