I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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