We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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