You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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