There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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