She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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