her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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