sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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