Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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