my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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