You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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