my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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