you would pick up someone in the library
you win again, gameday.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You need a sexual gate keeper
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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