make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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