My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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