waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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