love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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