He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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