? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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