let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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