just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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