Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
