Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
dude. I can hear the air.
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