Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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