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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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