Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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