I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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