if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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