We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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