I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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