i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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