Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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