I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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