sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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