Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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