Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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