Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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