My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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