so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I still have a little drunk in my system
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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