did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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