YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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