i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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