remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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