so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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