At least make sure they are 18
Why
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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