I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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