Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I need to align my fucking chakras
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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