I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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