my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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