I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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