their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Randomize
