on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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