The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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