love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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